On behalf of Pastor Fuzzy Wickersticks, let me Welcome you to The Church of Golf. The Church of Golf was created on December 28th, 2009. It happened late one night when the frozen New England ground began to rumble. With snow and ice covering the New England courses and the golf Gods rose in rebellion answering the cries of the masses. It was during the wee hours of the early pre-dawn morning when the golf Gods found their only true servant, Pastor Fuzzy Wickersticks, clutching his five iron in hand, looking out the frosted window and staring into the dark cold night looking for the first light of spring.
The Golf Gods enlisted poor Fuzzy telling him "Fuzzy...you are no longer known as plain ol' Fuzzy anymore... you are hereby ordained as Pastor Fuzzy. You're the only one who can save the frozen souls of our poor brethren. What with the cold weather, end of the PGA season, and Tiger Woods screwing up in triplicate, we're afraid our flock is at wits end. So, Pastor Fuzzy, go forth and build a church for golf. Fill it with anything Golf related to amuse our golfing congregation. Give them jokes, videos, links, and fer goodness sake, why don't you throw in a bulletin board so we know who to crash in on when we visit Florida?"
This was divine intervention.
"And so it shall!" be said Pastor Fuzzy. And the Church of Golf was born.
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